Friday, February 15, 2008

The Raptors have come a long way, but they're still far from the NBA's elite

It's hard to fault Bryan Colengelo for any of the work he's done to repair the one time laughing stock Toronto Raptors. When Colangelo took over, the team have had four straight losing seasons including a 27-55 record in the 2005-2006 season (Thanks to Rob Babcock and partially Vince Carter). Since that awful season things have a lot different in Raptor land. Colangelo dumped a few big contacts, did away with a few scrubs (mainly Rafael Arujo), and even managed to find a diamonds in the rough to improve to a first division championship last season, and a 28-23 record this season despite injuries to some key players.

When looking up and down the Raptors roster there's several glaring omisions. The team is comprised of a superstar in Chris Bosh, a soon to be superstar in Jose Calderon, and a bunch of above average role players. The main thing the Raptors lack is a wing player who can change the outcome of a game by spreading the floor by being able to consistently score from anywhere, thus opening up room for Chris Bosh, and being able to guard the other teams best shooting guard or small forward. Unfortunately, Anthony Parker and Jason Kopono don't fit this description. And the blame for not having such a player falls solely on the shoulders of Colangelo.

In the 2006 NBA Draft there was no consensus number one pick. It was up to Colangelo to figure out what to do with that pick, and he ended up picking a young Italian in the mold of Dirk Nowitzky named Andrea Bargnani. It was made well clear to Raptors fans and the rest of the NBA that Bargnani had the most potential of anyone in the draft. Meanwhile, arguably the two players with the rawest talent, Brandon Roy and Rudy Gay were selected sixth and eighth respectively.

A season and a half later Bargnani is amidst a huge sophomore slump averaging around 24 minutes, 3.5 rebounds, and 10 points a game. So far he's amounted to nothing better than an average 6th man, who has been largely inconsistent, and who rarely shows any passion while on the court. Brandon Roy on the other hand has enjoyed the success of leading the surprising Blazers to a 28-24 record in the tough Western Conference, while averaging close to 20 points, 6 assists and 5 rebounds per game. Oh yeah, he was also selected to play in the All-Star Game. As for Rudy Gay, he's managed to become one of the league's most exciting players. Coming out of college, critics challenged his heart, but nothing could be further from the truth now, as he's getting 20 points and 6 boards a game.

Looking at the stats, and the personalities of Bargnani, Roy, and Gay, it's obvious that Colangelo dropped the ball in the 06 Draft. Sure, Bargnani still has plenty of time to live up to that potential, but Roy and Gay are already on the road to being superstars while Bargnani is miles away. Bargnani plays with no fire, while the other two have developed into young leaders that a team can build around. Had Colangelo been able to see the future, the Raptors would have a game changing player running the wing, instead of a soft European who barely opens his mouth coming off the bench.

As for the rest of the roster, the Raptors are set at the point guard position. Jose Calderon is developing into one of the leagues best floor generals. He's fearless and he never turns the ball over. TJ Ford gives them a perfect 1-2 punch, especially if he can get back to full speed. The team did over pay for the un-athletic Jason Kopono, although he is one of the best pure shooters in the league. The sky's the limit for Jamario Moon, who the Raptors can hope will turn out to be like the Hawks Josh Smith. As for the inside, the Raptors need a legit garbage man who can give them a solid 30 minutes a game (is Charles Oakley still trying to make a comeback?). Kris Humphries is good, but he's more of an energy guy to come off the bench. And oh yes, Chris Bosh is the man, and will be for years to come.

The Raptors are the 5th best team in the NBA's inferior conference. That's not great, but it's not bad considering the rash of injuries they've had this season. Colangelo has done an exceptional job with the exception of the Bagnani pick. With their young talent and some cap space, the blueprints are clearly in place for the Raptors to one day be an elite force in the NBA. Like most things in life, you have to walk before you run, and the Raptors have a pretty good stride going.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Semi-Pro Preview.... Looks Damm Funny!



In Theatres Feb. 29.

Monday, January 28, 2008

A Man Named Gaylord

If you could go back and talk to your parents before they gave you a name, what would you tell them? Most people probably wouldn't change a thing about their name, but the fact of the matter is that there are a ton of horrendous names out there. For every few Steve's there's a Eugene, for every couple of Mike's there's a weirdo named Oliver, and for every few Tom's there's a poor guy who automatically gets labelled as a child molester just because his name is Lester. I could go on and on about all the bad first names that exist, but none of them compare to the man who has the worst, most humiliating name ever. This man is a member of the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame, he's won over 300 games, and owns two Cy Young awards. So what's his name you ask? The name of this baseball legend is Gaylord Perry.


Looking at Gaylord Perry's career stats it's not hard to be impressed. In a 22 year career that started in 1962, Gaylord pitched for 8 different teams, he had 314 wins, 3534 strikeouts, and is one of only four pitchers to win a Cy Young in both the American and National League. And he also had a brother. The name of his was Jim. Could you imagine how pissed off you'd be if your parents named you Gaylord, and then gave your brother a name like Jim. How's that for favoritism?

I decided to do a little bit of research on Gaylord to figure out what kind of guy he was. According to http://www.baseball-almanac.com/ Gaylord truly lived up to his name as he was known for his blatant use of the spitball, the Vaseline ball, the Preparation H ball and sometimes the KY Jelly ball. A Gaylord and a tub of KY Jelly doesn't sound like a guy who used to strike people out for a living. Here's a few interesting quotes I found about Gaylord-

"He should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque." - Gene Mauch

"When you walk by, he smells like a drugstore." - Billy Martin

Enough about Gaylord's baseball career. I'm just wondering why in the hell a parent would name their kid Gaylord. Imagine going through life constantly being teased about your sexual orientation. Stop for a minute and think about everything you've accomplished in your life. All the joy and success and fun times with friends. Now think about how much different your life would be if your name was Gaylord. I bet Gaylord Perry's life would have been much different if he didn't have the god given talent to pitch. I guess it just boggles my mind how a parent could name their child after a derogatory word for a homosexual. Some people are just weird I guess.

I know that my name isn't that unique, and it's about as normal as it gets. I'm happy that my name isn't Gaylord and that people don't call me a gay lord, but I bet Gaylord Perry is happy that he's lived a life that thousands can only dream of. It's impossible to go through life without having some bad mixed in with all the good. Gaylord Perry has had a pretty impressive career, it's just too bad his name is Gaylord.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Get Cho Popcorn Ready!!!

After an extended hiatus due to a bizarre illness and having my passport challenged in Venezuela, Sports Storm will be back and better than ever beginning on Monday! Make sure you check in next week to find out what athlete has the gayest name ever, plus analysis on some football game next Sunday, and a preview and predictions for UFC 82. This is one of the busiest times of the year in the sports world, and Sports Storm will be all over it like the Bengals at a whore house.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Chuck Liddell vs. Wanderlei Silva

What's up everybody? I know I haven't been posting lately, but I've gone through some pretty rough times these past few weeks. I was actually on the verge of committing suicide, and then I found out that Scottie Pippen is playing pro ball in Finland. I now have a reason to live. Actually, I'm working on a whole new page for Sports Storm. It's annoying and very confusing trying to set up an actual web page. FTP, HTML, CSS, and a bunch of other crap I'm trying to figure out. Anyways, things should be up and running again full time soon. In the meantime, here's a great fight from last months UFC event. If you haven't seen it, you should definitely check it out.



Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uBH0WjPtRA&feature=related

Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25_gvfHhnA&feature=related

Part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icfYvmRzVcA&feature=related

Monday, January 7, 2008

Chris Bosh for All-Star



Who knew he had personality? Either way, he'll get my vote.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

2008 UFC Preview

2007 was a groundbreaking year for the UFC. It was the year of the upset, full of fresh faces, and the invasion of Pride. It was also a year of extreme highs and extreme lows. Rampage Jackson, Anderson Silva, and Roger Huerta made their presence felt with exhilarating performances, while we also witnessed the decline of Chuck Liddell, and the very ugly fallout of Randy Couture. The last few UFC Pay Per View events have been very weak, but UFC 79 on December 29th should make up for that. 2007 will go out with a bang with two of the most anticipated matches ever. The UFC will hope to carry that momentum into 2008, which is shaping up quite nicely. Let's take a look at some of the matches that we will see, and some that we might see.


Fights that we will see

B.J. Penn vs. Joe Stevenson: The two lightweights will get it on at UFC 80 for the vacant lightweight title. Penn is one of the best pound for pound fighters in the world, while Stevenson has been quickly climbing the ladder since he won The Ultimate Fighter 2. Don't be surprised to see this fight stay on the ground, but that doesn't mean it won't be entertaining. Penn has stated that he would like to be the first UFC fighter to hold both the lightweight and welterweight titles. He'll accomplish one of those feats, and live up to his nickname, 'The Prodigy', with a win over Joe Daddy.

Brock Lesnar vs. Frank Mir: This is probably the biggest UFC debut ever. The former WWE Champ will take on the former UFC Heavyweight Champ at UFC 81 on Super Bowl weekend. Personally, I think Lesnar will be a boring fighter. He's primarily a wrestler, and wrestlers tend to be boring MMA fighters. I'd imagine he's working hard on all aspects of his game though, so hopefully he proves me wrong. The winner of this one will be a win or two away from a title shot in the wide open Heavyweight division.

Tim Silva vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira: It's not signed yet, but it appears these two will fight for the vacated Heavyweight Championship at UFC 81. Silva is no stranger to UFC fans, while Nogerira only has one UFC fight under his belt. Nogerira is regarded as one of the world's top heavyweights after a very successful run in Pride. This fight has great potential if Silva can get back to being the headhunting fighter that he used to be.

Anderson Silva vs. Dan Henderson: Finally! The UFC got this one right, by convincing Dan Henderson to drop down to 185 lbs to take on Silva. When Pride folded, Henderson held both the Light Heavyweight and Middleweight Championships, so he'll be a real threat to beat The Spider. Since entering the UFC, Silva hasn't had much competition, and has walked through everyone he's faced. Henderson is a great all around fighter, with Olympic quality wrestling skills. This will be a great MMA fight.

Rampage Jackson vs. Forrest Griffin: It was recently announced that these two will be the coaches on The Ultimate Fighter season 7, which begins airing in April, then they will fight for the Light Heavyweight title. There's no reason why this fight won't be great. Although Rampage is the better all around fighter, Forrest loves to swing for the fences, and he rarely disappoints his fans. No one thought he could beat Shogun, and he proved all his doubters wrong. Rampage actually got the living crap kicked out of him by Shogun, so this fight could easily go either way. Having these two as the coaches of TUF 7 should help bring some renewed life to one of televisions best reality shows.

Fights that should happen

- The winner of George St. Pierre/Matt Hughes vs. Matt Serra (This fight will most likely take place in Montreal in April if GSP beats Hughes)
-The winner of B.J. Penn/Joe Stevenson vs. Sean Sherk
-Mauricio 'Shogun' Rua vs. Keith Jardine
-Roger Huerta vs. Kenny Florian
-John Fitch vs. Karo Parisyan
-Rich Franklin vs. Travis Lutter
-Tito Ortiz vs. Rashad Evans

So, as you can see the early 2008 line-up is looking pretty good. As we've learned from 2007, nothing is ever for sure. If this time last year I told you that two of the UFC's titles would be vacated, and Matt Serra, Anderson Silva, and Rampage Jackson were the champions of their weight classes you'd probably tell me I'm nuts. Well, the UFC is nuts and that's what makes it so great. What happens next weekend at UFC 79 will go a long way to determining some of the groundwork for 2008. Make sure to check back this time next week for my preview and predictions for that event. Feel free to leave comments on who you think will win some of these future fights, plus what you hope to see in 2008.
-Joe Osborne