Thursday, December 13, 2007

Blackhawks and Panthers Combine Teams to Become 'The Black Panthers'

In a cost saving move, The Chicago Blackhawks and Florida Panthers of the NHL will merge their teams into one, and will now be known as 'The Black Panthers'. The newly formed team also announced that they have traded for Donald Brasher, Georges Laraque, Jerome Iginla, Jamal Mayers, Ray Emery, Anson Carter, and Kevin Weeks. The team also announced that former NHL goaltender Fred Braithwaite will come out of retirement to serve as a third goaltender. “This is a groundbreaking day for the NHL,” said newly appointed head coach Rev. Al Sharpton. “When Black Panthers are in town, questions will be answered and there will be a price to pay.” To fill the remainder of their roster, the team has invited players from the NBADL and members of the Wu-Tang Clan to an open tryout.

2 comments:

Ryan SudburyBJJ said...

I also heard that Gary Coleman and Busta Rhymes were invited to tryout and Mr. T was just appointed equipment manager. Grant Fuhr is also set to make a comeback with the team. Morgan Freeman will do the colour commentary.

Anonymous said...

I like how they cold-shouldered Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre.