Thursday, March 20, 2008

Eugene Levy To Play In Preseason Game For The Houston Texans

Last week actor Billy Crystal had the honor of suiting up for The New York Yankees in a Spring Training baseball game. Crystal's appearance in pin stripes seems to be setting a trend in Hollywood, as it was announced this morning that actor Eugene Levy will see some on-field action in a preseason game for the NFL's Houston Texans.

Levy, who is best known for his roles in the 'American Pie' films and Canada's 'SCTV', claims to be the world's biggest Houston Texans fan. "I've been a huge Texans fan since they entered the league in 2002. I never miss a game, and even had a chance to see them play live in Kansas City two years ago. I'm their biggest supporter," said an excited Levy, who was wearing an autographed David Carr Texans Jersey.

It's still unclear what role Levy will play in the Texans first preseason game. "Ya know, I haven't really seen Eugene in action yet, but from early discussions with him we might decide to use him in a blocking role, such as a full back or tight end," said Texans Coach Gary Kubiak. Kubiak also went on to say that this isn't just a publicity stunt to raise the teams profile. "Eugene will see some serious playing time. We plan on using his at key times early in the game, and he won't be taken out until he gets injured, or if he decides to quit."

"This is like a dream come true," said Levy, who grew up being a fan of the CFL's Edmonton Eskimos. "I've already begun training. I'm doing twenty minutes a day on my elliptical trainer, plus I picked up some 'Hip-Hop Abs' DVD's. Levy is also changing his diet as he hopes to be in the best shape of his life come game time. "I switched from whole milk to soy milk," said Levy, who had a visible milk mustache.

Levy playing in an NFL game is a huge risk, not just for Levy, but also for the NFL. Due to the risk involved, Levy needed to sign a waiver stating that if he suffers a major injury, becomes paralyzed, or if he somehow dies, his family will not be able to sue the Texans, or the NFL.

Levy will attend some of the Texans off-season workouts, as he eagerly anticipates the release of the NFL's preseason schedule. He also announced he will be hosting a screening of his 2004 film 'New York Minute' for his new teammates. The film stars himself and the Olsen Twins, who play twins with opposing personalities who have a series of misadventures around the city of New York.
-Joe Osborne


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